I think it would be in my nature to have something named after me that left people curious and perhaps a little concerned. Here are a few examples:
The Gavin Turner homeless badger rescue centre: a safe place for stripes of all types
The Gavin Turner spatula recycling garden and cafe
The Gavin Turner haunted stiletto factory
In ideal world I would hope that my books , particularly Chopsticks, would act as a legacy, but if this doesn’t happen I expect any of these would be a worthy second prize. If you can come up with some more I would be glad to hear them.





So… what do you think?