Create an emergency preparedness plan.
A short poem about how to handle a zombie invasion

It may seem dull to

Keep the petrol tank full,

And though people will mock it,

Keep car keys in your pocket

If you’re braces and belter,

Keep a well stocked shelter,

Keeps you dry when it rains,

And they won’t eat your brains

When the zombies descend,

Keep an eye on your friends,

They turn quick from survivors,

To undead unalivers

If not already said,

Keep your gun by your bed,

Check all cubicles too,

When attending the loo

Keep your mind sharp and clear,

By avoiding all beer,

If their eyes have stopped glinting,

Be prepared to start sprinting

You may find people sneer

That you’re living in fear

They will soon cease their chortle

As an undead immortal

If the moment arrives,

We will see who survives,

Was it he who was scared

Or the bloke who prepared?

So keep yourself ready

Hope it won’t get too much

And 28 days later

I’ll be back in touch

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