The Absurd Adult

1. What is this?
The Absurd Adult. A blog about the increasingly absurd business of being a functioning adult in the modern world

2. Is it for me?
If you’ve reached adulthood and increasingly suspect nobody actually knows what they’re doing, then almost certainly this is for you.

3. Why should I subscribe?
Because every week you’ll recognise something ridiculous about being alive that you thought was just you. Then you discover that absurdity is a universal experience and you are not alone in the universe.

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    Bait

    Bait

    A short poem from A Mouthful of Space dust by Gavin Turner Available to buy here Bait They squirm in a tight sealed tub, Waters’ edge, Out casts the line to the far side, Awaiting the dipping float and snap back The rod hovers, majestic In judgement We sit in…

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  • Meadow clocks

    Meadow clocks

    By Gavin Turner First published in 2023 by Boats Against the current magazine Standing, curving backs against the south wind chimes, Once bright, gold leafed faces, Holding by scruffs the fluffy washed hair of old men crutched by limp legged stems, Time, telling with each brush of air As children,…

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    Lock

    Lock

    Lock From The Round Journey A final march down the towpath, Mount the verge with dew lit shoes And lean into the abyss of the lock, The sluice gates are shuttered and the chamber fills once more, With holidays, sleepless pillowy hours of susurration, Wedding vowels, babies and rebirth days,…

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    From The Round Journey

    From The Round Journey

    Online poetry by Gavin Turner Leaving home First steps are cautious, The outside world is a stranger from the street, holding a warm foil wrapped pot of normality, A stew to pick over later The world continues to turn but feels still, Motion sickness flickers, You are on your way,…

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    Scatter my ashes

    Scatter my ashes

    Poetry online by Gavin Turner I want there to be three footnote lines of an obituary, Misprinted in the Guardian, That say Gary Turner was a writer of poems, About nothing really, nothing, It was all just nonsense we fear And not in a good way. Like Edward Lear I…

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